Stop the Presses!

In an exciting development, the Mariners have hired David Lander as an associate scout helping out in Southern California. The David Lander. Okay, for the older readers here, David Lander was Squiggy on ”Laverne & Shirley.” But, our family knows David Lander as the voice of Henry the Penguin on our favorite cartoon Oswald. The synergy here is incredible: favorite cartoon, favorite sport, favorite baseball team, son’s name… Finally, an off-season move by the Mariners we can all get behind!