Next Christmas...

  1. We will not bake 5 different kinds of cookies.
  2. I will not eat the majority of those cookies.
  3. We will not make plans to do anything (other than wrap presents and marvel at the excitement of it all) after December 21st.
  4. We will go to the zoo.
  5. I will not be pregnant.
  6. There will be another child in this crazy, getting-sick-all-the-time, not-wanting-to-fall-asleep, grumpy-until-coffee-is-served, compulsive-crossword-puzzle-doing, computer-addicted, snoring, anti-social-leaning, wishy-washy, picky-about-details, silly-yet-serious, not-sure-what-we’re-doing family. That’s gonna be one lucky kid.